Things That Physically Hurt Way More Than They Should

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Eric Lund
Nov 9, 2021 5:00 PM EST

We've all had the burden of living in human bodies for pretty much our entire lives. And while there are definitely a lot of convenient, comfortable, and nice things that go along with that, getting a leg cramp in the middle of the night makes most people wish they were a snake so they didn't have to deal with legs. From the stupidest injuries people have sustained to biting on a Dorito sideways, there are just some pains that could seriously tone it down a little.

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    Human body - avadakabitch - 1d Waxing. It's just removing f...ing hair from a pore, why the f.: does it feel like I'm being slapped with a f iung belt.
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    Font - TkOHarley - 1d Swallowing too much water at once. Seriously its like your throat explodes
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    Gesture - TheFingersG - 1d Hitting that point on the top of your head with open cupboard door, even the memory of it hurts.
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    Font - DanDan428 · 1d pulling out your nose hair
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    Head - Contriived - 1d E 9 6 3 & 7 More Biting the same spot in your mouth over again.
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    Smile - ddbaxte · 1d 2 @2 344 those pimples you get inside your nose
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    Head - TheVantal - 1d 2 3 2 37 Those tiny bits of skin next to your nails that peel off.
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    Gesture - MrBirb_ · 1d S 3 Paper cut 18.4k Reply Share Report Save Bigthighs-browneyes · 1d 9 ? Don't forget the hand sanitizer! It lets you know the paper cut exists.
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    Eye - macaronsforeveryone - 1d a 2 3 6 & 2 More Getting up to go to work on Monday morning.
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    Smile - Wild_Preference_9749 - 1d 4 @3 Unexpected hit to the nose. Doesn't even have to be that hard. Makes you tear up even as a sting fills the front of your face.
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    Gesture - Daiki_438 - 1d 3 22 3 3 Getting stabbed by a dorito in the upper ceiling of the mouth
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    Smile - Unstableisland - 1d 3 e 3 2 Dead tastebuds! Or whatever it is when just one tiny bud gets all sore on your tongue. That s!.t hurts.
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    Handwriting - MrSandman00 · 1d e 3 Hitting the back of your hand on something as you walk by. I did that on a metal sink a couple times at work. Metal corner right into the bone on the back of the hand. Excruciatingly painful.
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    Font - The-Purple-Guy1987 · 1d e S 2 Stubbing your goddamn toe. 12.6k Reply Share Report Save mahoujosei100 · 1d Stubbing just your pinky toe on the corner of something.
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    Rectangle - shaka_sulu - 1d I was gardening. Got poked by a rose thorn. Yes the thorn hurt but for the next few days the finger it poked had the most excruciating pain when I bend my joints. It was awful.
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    Font - Boring-Working-5509 · 1d · edited 1d 4 3 34 That f. -ving muscle cramp you get in your leg out of nowhere while you're sleeping. Istg it's so painful I jump around in my bed the same way a fish does when it's pulled out of the water.
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    Smile - d _sKareKrow_ · 1d 2 2 2 3 Scooter ankle
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    Smile - scxiao - 1d Being hungover in your 30s. It didn't even come gradually, One sunday you're walking on sunshine and the next you walk through the valley of the shadow of Death.
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    Gesture - nate6259 · 1d · edited 15h Hitting your shin. Why were we built with zero shin protection??
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    Human body - shaka_sulu · 1d Brain freeze. Nothing should be remotely painful from eating ice cream.
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    Human body - HollynBerry · 1d Owning a playful cat
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